There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black

1. He called everyone "brother"

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial

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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands

2. He had wine with every meal

3. He used olive oil

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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married

2. He was always telling stories

3. He loved green pastures

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But the most compelling evidence of all 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.