After having their second child, the Beckham’s decided that enough was enough. So David went to his doctor and told him that he and Posh didn't want any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would solve the problem, but a new and quicker alternative, said the doc, was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

Beckham said to the doctor, "I may not be the brightest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me", said the doctor.

So Becks went home, lit a firework and put it in a beer can. He then held the can up to his ear and began to count,"1,2,3,4,5". At which point he paused, put the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.