| There were two snakes talking together.
One says to the other, "Are we poisonous or what ?". "Why ?" said the other. "Well I've just bitten my lip !"
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| Q) What do you call a row of Dolls ?
A) A Barbi-Queue |
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| Q) Why is Christmas day like a day in the office ?
A) You do all the work but the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. |
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| Q) What happened when Santa Claus went out one Christmas
without his pants on ?
A) he got a new name, Saint Knickerless |
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